3.30.13

ixerro:

foxyshy:

askscratcheddisk:

thetardisinhogwarts:

la-creme:

askpinkamena:

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omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

motherfuckin thank you

this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work. 

THIS IS PERFECT

Highscore at 507435.

Highscore at 954825.

Found a way to cheat, actually. :P

Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.

(Source: twotruths-go, via tamrynroxanne)

9.30.12
aiyaitsmorelen:

Fancy moves don’t prove shit haha

aiyaitsmorelen:

Fancy moves don’t prove shit haha

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via helleyeah)

3.23.12
3.19.12

markmejia:

blackbatmitzvah:

yivialo:

What he’s doing with his hand ..LOL

daddy’s lil girl. *shrugs* X_X

ogad lmao

3.17.12

i-like-pigeons:

I was just watching Couples Retreat. XD

(Source: mcdicken)

3.14.12
  • Woman: Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
  • Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
  • Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
  • Government: Too bad.
  • Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
  • Government: Do you have a penis?
  • Man: YES, YES I DO!!
  • Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
  • Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
  • Woman: But-
  • Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
3.13.12

(Source: emmajstones, via helleyeah)

3.10.12
2.25.12

We were at the Turtle. R’s friend comes up to him and says, “Come on, man, work your magic. Let’s see you get some chicks.”

This guy didn’t know he was screaming over the music so loud that I could hear him. But R smiles and beckons his friend to lean over. He said, “You see Sam?” He points to me beside him, and I pretend to not hear what they were talking about. I continue to sip my drink while the guy nods.

R continues, “She’s beautiful, right? If you can find me a chick here who looks just like her, then let’s go. But I’m telling you right now, you’re not going to.” He then tells his friend to buy a drink.

At that point, my heart was beating so loud that I couldn’t hear anything else.

2.03.12
Baked Egg in an Avocado
It just so happens that my roommate and I went grocery shopping yesterday and found a good deal on avocados. 3 for 98 cents. I am so doing this tomorrow.

Baked Egg in an Avocado

It just so happens that my roommate and I went grocery shopping yesterday and found a good deal on avocados. 3 for 98 cents. I am so doing this tomorrow.

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